What do you mean, ‘no’?
We’re not going to turn around.
You won’t even tell me where we’re going!
It’s a surprise. You’re going to like it.
I cannot wait for you to arrive! I'll have to summon Legolas so we can have a ladies night.
But… um. I’m moody lately, and sometimes he gets on my nerves unless he’s not gossiping. Idek. But ok! I do need a ladies’ night. :D
Bema, woman. I love you.
I would use a gif for this one too, but I only have angsty bitch gifs.
So ok, fine. I love you.
Which is why I'm making you do this. I'm attempting to salvage your honor, which I so disrespectfully corrupted. I'm pretty conflicted about that, actually. I don't regret it because it made you mine, but at the same time...
He kidnapped me.
Eomer fucking kidnapped me. I’m in a carriage to only Bema-knows-where, and all I can see are the flanks of war horses and the thighs of their riders, and snow capped mountains between their bodies. I’ve been in here for four hours, and I really need to stretch and use the bathroom.
It’s the second day, and in all the stops and breaks we’ve taken, I haven’t seen Eomer. I think he’s hiding behind his soldiers, to avoid telling me what the actual fuck this is about.
I do recognise that we’re in Gondor, at least. If he’s dumping me off somewhere and returning to Rohan like this never happened, there will be war.
He kidnapped me.
Eomer fucking kidnapped me. I’m in a carriage to only Bema-knows-where, and all I can see are the flanks of war horses and the thighs of their riders, and snow capped mountains between their bodies. I’ve been in here for four hours, and I really need to stretch and use the bathroom.
